America’s birthday is right around the corner. If Memorial Day Weekend unofficially kicks off the summer season in most places, then the fourth of July is the mid-season celebration. You can count on almost all coastal towns to be packed to the brim, and people all over the country embrace the red white and blue by smashing tins of beer, lighting off fireworks, going to parades, and enjoying the days off from work. Most find themselves near some body of water: ocean, lake, river, pool, etc. With most places extra sunny and warm in July, you’re gonna need a great pair of board shorts. On top of that, it should probably have either all three of the holiday colors or at least one (obviously, we are talking about red white and blue).
GOOD LUCK board short in Midnight Blue (If you’re trying to get lucky.)
One of coolest shorts and also boasting both blue and red on them, these are sure to get you some compliments. Gotta start somewhere.
SHADE board short in Slate (When you need more than 1 pocket.)
Some frequent bars on the fourth. These shorts can hold twice as much as any other short we offer, thanks to a patch pocket ontop of the classic zip pocket. Use your imagination on the plethora of things that could fit in the pockets for the holiday.
ROCKYS board short in Slate (Can’t beat classic floral board shorts.)
Blue boardies. Classic floral print. Could even swoop the top for the matching set effect. These are the safest bet for classic 4th board shorts.
SPINNER board short in Navy (Extra length for tall guys or corelords.)
20” isn’t for everyone. Maybe your 6’4”. Maybe you dig the look of the baggier longer look. Either or neither, these ones are pretty sweet, and if someone is drunk enough they could mistake the pattern for stars. America!
CHASE board short in Black (Sky's out, thighs out)
We know we said the shorts need red, white, or blue, but this short is too good to pass over. Use it as a base layer to then add those colors via hats, shirts, bodypaint, etc. Roast those legs with a shorter inseam.
